burnaby t wallace

First things, first. I got a new pet. His name is Mahoney. Mahoney plugs into the wall and when asked, leaves his comfortable electronic feast and glides around my house finding dirt on the floor and sucking it up. Then, when Mahoney gets tired, he glides back to his little spot in my living room and sleeps while recharging.

Yep…I got a roomba robot. It’s pretty slick. That way my lazy butt can just sit, watch TV and eat. So what if I drop a few items on the floor, Mahoney will get it for me.

I sound like a total slob.

Also, I was pretty ill last week, so I called in sick. What I did was sleep something like 14 hours, resting, then after getting an additional two-three hours of sleep, got up before the official sunrise and took pictures of it coming over Mexico.

Weird, huh? From my perspective, the sun rises over Mexico first. It took me a while to get that, too.

Anyway, this malady was due to the crazy off-shore flow with the Santa Ana winds just messing around with my allergies. I was not a happy camper, as it were.

What else…oh yes. I have a history of not reading forwards that are emailed to me. Especially the huge Powerpoint presentation ones. However, I read one very recently sent to me. It mentions how people always seem to postpone happiness (I’ll be happier when the kids grow up, I’ll be happier when they move out…when I lose weight…when I get the new car…blah, blah, blah). Well, it then mentioned that instead of doing that, to realize that you are happy now. Which, when I stop to realize it, I truly am.

Time for another Baby Ruth. Yummy.