Rocky
So we saw the Rocky movie screening last week. It was a little bit lame. I saw more action watching in the opening credits of Zoolander than I did in the entire Rocky movie. I can’t quite get over how old Stallone really is, but in this movie, you begin to accept that he’s now pushing 60. Was it weird to watch him perform as a boxer? Yeah. I was pretty impressed at some of his senior citizen exercises, but about 30 minutes into the movie, I thought I had been watching for nearly an hour. That’s just not good.
Cool things in the movie?
- The dude who can take different powers in the series Heroes plays Stallone’s very believable son.
- Blue is my favorite color and I remember there was some room that had a wall painted blue.
Bad news about Rocky?
- The story.
- The slowness of the movie.
- The lack of action.
- Too much music video-like shots during the boxing confused me.
- Stallone’s old coach is now a bitter old man with no real story line attributes, did he really need to be in the story still?
- The wavering decision the movie gives us about Rocky’s opponent, Mason–is he a nice guy who is returning to his roots or is he all ego?
- Rocky’s opponent’s name: Mason “The Line” Dixon. Seriously.
- Many more things.
- Chris Hayward, the scribe behind Rocky and Bullwinkle, died last month.
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