Banana Fat-Free Republic

Banana Fat-Free Republic

Warning, extensive use of the word fat. If you are fat, and don’t like being called fat (ie, you haven’t accepted yourself), then skip this entry. I’ve accepted it, my girlfriend likes the meat on my bones, and I can do most anything a skinny person can do. Except, apparently, shop at Banana Republic.

Check.

So I got this email from Banana Republic telling me that they now have a big & tall-friendly section of the website. Cool, I thought–as skinny people look good in clothes–it’s easy for them. However, buying clothes for the rest of us (the fatter crowd), it’s a gamble to see how the stripes look, how the clothes hang over certain curves that skinny people don’t have, and…of course…

the man boobs.

Trying clothes on doesn’t help, either, as the lighting in many clothing stores are flattering, plus people usually see themselves standing in front of the mirror. It’s sitting at a desk in front of a computer, or at a table in a restaurant, that people need to see themselves. That’s when good ol’belly can’t hang down and has no choice but to find places outward to protrude toward. That’s when the shirt wonders–hey, what’s going on here?

You see…skinny people don’t have to worry about this. Unfortunately, most American’s are not skinny.

So imagine how cool it was to hear about the new Banana Republic store carrying clothes made for the bigger person. And since you can’t try on virtual clothes, you would at least see it on someone that represents the rotund populace. Right? It is big & tall, after all.

Well, one quick look at the site and you can see, uhm…rather, not see, how fat-unfriendly the store is. There are over three hundred pictures specifically in the big & tall section. Probably closer to four hundred.

Not a single fat man picture.

Why don’t they just call it Banana Republic’s tall & pretty store.

And they aren’t the only ones (ahem, Gap/Old Navy–we know you’re the same company). Even stores that cater specifically to the “big & tall crowd are guilty. Go ahead…google “big and tall” and click on any of the first ten links–not a single fat person.

I am just bouncing on Banana Republic because they sent out a friggin’ email advertising the fact that they “cater” to the big people.

It’s a huge (pun) part of the population, people! It’s not hard. Make some clothes that look decent on large people–have them put it on, take some pictures, put it on the store’s website. Extra bonus points if you make a fat retail store display or even (gasp) a mannequin that’s fat.

A large friend of mine once said that if he were wealthy, he would create clothes for large people. You would think that someone out there who has the funds has had a vision like that and moved in that direction to make clothes for fat people.

January 11, 2007
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3 comments

I totally feel you, my fat friend. This fat boy has always simply stayed away from stores like that. I’ve never even set foot inside Banana, A&F, Gap, Hollister, etc., etc., etc., except when I was out with a skinny-bitch friend who was like, “Oh, I want to go see what’s on sale!” and then she/he ends up finding something totally adorable on clearance for like $5. Pisses me off.

I took me years to even go into Old Navy alone, before I realized that Old Navy isn’t really so façionnable after all. Then I was fine.

Me, I don’t care how the clothes look on me. Like you, I’m fine with my fatness — which, incidentally, is how I’ve managed to somehow hit a nine-year minimum weight of 302 pounds, as well as a ten-year smallest waist size of 42 inches. Yes, my friend, I lost 6 inches in ’06. And I’m not out filing a “Missing Person” report.

I don’t know who to hate more: the companies who pretend to be fat-friendly but feature only tall, thin models (like all the ones you mentioned); or the ones like A&F that require barf bags for entry. What really, really makes me sick is this company, Jocko, which sells underwear and stuff. Take a look at this pair of swim trunks and note the size chart on it. That’s the sizes they offer, period. It flat-out forces — not just encourages — anorexia if you want to wear their products.

Then there are companies like Threadless, who carries some really awesome T-shirts, but — only because of my massive weight loss this year — I have only recently been able to fit into their sizes. I emailed them once and got a reply back that it wasn’t profitable for them to carry larger sizes, even if they charged more for them. Whatever. So I told them that I would shop elsewhere. And now that I can wear their clothes, I still don’t shop there.

There’s another company, whose clothing I simply love, called Andrew Christian. I emailed them too:

Hey Andrew Christian,I love your products, and I’ve purchased stuff from you in the past for my (ex-)boyfriend. Unfortunate, I’m a bit of a bigger guy, and I don’t think I can quite fit into your XL shirts and not look like the Michelin Man. Is extending your entire shirt line to at least 2XL too much to ask? I know a lot of larger guys would also really go for your clothing, if it were only available in their size. Of course, I know that there’s a much larger overhead (no pun intended) in carrying larger sizes like 5XL, etc., but 2XL and even 3XL should go well, even if you had to charge a few dollars more to cover that overhead.

Please consider my request. I love your entire line, and although I’ve lost 71 pounds over the last 12 months, I still haven’t managed to make it into your clothing. Can you meet me in the middle here? :)

But didn’t get a response at all, so no more shopping there, even for so much as a beanie.

Sorry to steal your thunder and take over your post… You, obviously, hit somewhat of a passionate point with me. ;)

Thu, 01/11/07 :: 6:49 PM
by Billifer

No worries about taking over posts…it’s a lame situation, indeed–and it’s definately a “button” for me. It’s the same thing as those ads that are in fashion magazines. Painting a picture of a waif wearing the coolest clothes and a big-person clothing store that doesn’t even have pictures of a big person wearing it.

A lame paradox.

By the way, good going on losing the weight. I know you–you don’t live life to lose weight, it just came off, so good for you.

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