So there I was, like any normal guy, standing in front of a row of motherboards, and I happen to overhear someone talking about (wait for it…) a motherboard with (get ready…) built in HDMI processing.
So, as any self-respecting nerd/geek, I expressed interest in it. Finding that it has onboard video processing (that’s what HDMI is), someone who also expressed interest in it says that the motherboard has onboard RAM for the video. Hmmm. Interesting, indeed. Not really believing this, I picked up a box and looked at it. Can you imagine? A motherboard with on-board video, and with built-in memory? Yeah…I’ve never heard of one.
Now, just because I haven’t heard of it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
The fine lad who seemed very interested in it (and mentioned several times that he was going to buy it) said that it does have built in memory. 128MBs to be exact–though we couldn’t find that number anywhere on the box. And, in looking around the board itself, we couldn’t even find the memory itself. I mentioned that it might actually be shared memory.
“Oh no!” says the man. “If it was shared memory, it would explicitly say so. This one doesn’t mention it.”
But that’s not the best part, oh my nerdy friends who read this entry. The best part is when he continues.
“I should know because I used to be a Best Buy Geek Squad tech.”
When I still stood there not convinced that it had it’s own memory (which it doesn’t–it is shared, I looked it up later), he had the look on his face that screamed “why don’t you believe me? I told you I had the geek cred that gets me in all the clubs. Stupid consumer.”
Sorry Best Buy, but you need to change the name of your group to Stupid Pumpous Never Wrong Idiots who drive around in Bugs.