burnaby t wallace

You know that way-too trendy place in the mall that looks like a doorway into some Indiana Jones adventure–Hollister? You notice how the entry way is always flanked by more muscles than a real human being mannequins? You notice how they seem to embody the ultimate unattainable build? Yeah, dudes, no worries. Not only are they missing everything north of the neck, they just aren’t anatomically correct.