burnaby t wallace

Say no to fat people.

Oh my goodness. So there’s a Mississippi bill that’s being brought before their house that makes it illegal to serve fat people.

This looks to be because Mississippi has the largest percent of obese people in America. I can’t believe this. Yes, it’s our lifestyle that we’re fat. Yes, we eat too much and our food is the least healthiest it’s been.

This is ridiculous.

I say we boycott food. We have underground fat groups and underground fat stores. With elevators, of course. We don’t do stairs.

February 4, 2008
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I went to the grocery last night to stock up on food. I looked in my cart and saw what I had: pizzas ($5 each), ice cream ($3 per 1/2 gallon), potato skins ($3.50), a whole cheesecake ($3.99 after coupon), and Oreos ($1.50).

I felt bad about it, so I went by the fresh meat department to see if there was anything there. The extra-lean (92-percent fat free) ground beef was $6.99 per pound. Pork loin was $4.99 per pound. Boneless chicken breasts were $6.99 per pound.

Determined not to be defeated, determined that by hell I’d have a salad to balance out the muck, I headed to the produce department. (Along the way I saw $1.50 packs of hot dogs, by the way.) Grapes were $4.99 per pound. Bananas were 69 cents per pound, which is the cheapest thing I found—but still 2.5 times what I paid as a teen in rural Kentucky (29 cents per pound). And the cheapest—I mean the cheapest—bagged salads were $4.99 per bag.

Now tell me who gets fat and who doesn’t.

Mon, 02/4/08 :: 4:10 PM
by Billy Halsey

Exactly.

Tue, 02/5/08 :: 7:16 PM
by spencer