burnaby t wallace

I want you to know that I am doing my part to meet the crisis by reducing my carbon footprint, big time.
Everytime I am rushed to the hospital, I insist on a hybrid ambulance.

Dick Cheney (at Annual Radio & TV Correspondents Dinner)

The only cats I like are LOLcats.

From Mental Floss

Oh my goodness. So there’s a Mississippi bill that’s being brought before their house that makes it illegal to serve fat people.

This looks to be because Mississippi has the largest percent of obese people in America. I can’t believe this. Yes, it’s our lifestyle that we’re fat. Yes, we eat too much and our food is the least healthiest it’s been.

This is ridiculous.

I say we boycott food. We have underground fat groups and underground fat stores. With elevators, of course. We don’t do stairs.

With all this recent video gamingness that is going on in my mind, I found this particular comic funny.